Jennifer Lawrence is my spirit animal
When I grow up I want to be Walter White.
I live a Jesse Pinkman appreciation life.
Buffy is better than you.
^so is Lupita Nyong'o
^and Heath Ledger
Joaquin Phoenix > the rest of human population (except for Gary Oldman, Meryl Streep and Michelle Williams).
I like to believe I am the perfect mix of Ross Geller and Chandler Bing but in reality I'm just an asshole.
I get way too invested in TV shows and Awards season.
Obsessed with Brokeback Mountain.
Beyonce is queen.
Jay Z is king.
Justin Timberlake is president of everything.
I love Marvel and DC
Joss Whedon is our leader now.
Hiddles ruined my life.
Tina Fey is awesome.
I want Jennifer Anistons face.
Nerdfighter. Starkid. Cinephile. Theatre nerd. Whedonite.
I like short sentences.
the english language, everyone
This hit me like a brick
And people wonder why authors use italics and bold and shit so reader’s understand what’s going the fuck on.
And of course I just read this in my head 7 times, stressing each word differently.
i still don’t understand this…
holy shit yes.I did all 7 versions out loud, it was fun
Remember when every girl wanted this phone
yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block
I didn’t know this was a thing. my dad had this phone.
then your dad was the coolest bitch on the block no exceptions
#me at every exam ever taken
Does anyone else make sarcastic comments out loud when watching a TV show or film even though you’re completely alone?
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried